I would totally turn into a nicely groomed hairy man for you.

Post pictures please and we’ll see how far you need to go with your hairyness.

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I need to be asked questions so I’m totally posting on your page to take advantage of your growing popularity. Are you okay with this?

My popularity is your popularity. Take as much of it as you need.

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so u r a gay who act manly?? I LOVE IT..

According to myself.

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well even tho i don’t follow anyone you do and i get all yours =)

Say more nice things, please.

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you post the most amazing pics on tumblr =)

Aww thanks. I only reblog. Can’t take any credit for that:)

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You’re my role model. (:

That is frightening! :)

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apocalypse

There you go! That’s what happens when you’re doing seventeen things at a time.

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I want a peter kay…where do i order one?

Everything you order from wordbonerstore.com has a little piece of me.

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You have the perfect amount of humor, sarcasm, and honesty and more then the perfect amount of good looks. You sir, are the man.

Wow. I’m so printing this out. Thanks!

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ha ha i’m just kidding! thanks for the 10 mins of entertainment!

You’re welcome.

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“People aren’t black and white, they’re all kinds of rainbow. ” I love that quote ! Did you just come up with it? Its a total Wordboner. I’d like to say you come up with he best quotes !

Yeah, I came up with that as I was responding. Thank you!

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What do you think your most unusual feature(mental or physical) is?

Mental exhibitionism.

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i’m sure there is a way around his body parts only being in you :) what about your body parts?

OK, Anonymous Creeper, you start to creep me out.

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how bout both of you just have me :)

Nah. No offense, but like I said, not big on sharing! His male body parts are mine and can’t come into contact with any other person.

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